Updated: April 14, 2020
Originally Published: Dec. 3, 2014
Google is an incredible tool. It allows you to search for virtually anything at any time, providing invaluable assistance and sometimes inducing a mild panic. One of its most remarkable features is its non-judgmental nature; you can inquire about any topic without fear of exposure, provided your privacy settings are correctly configured. This capability is truly revolutionary.
Over the past 4 years and 8 months, I’ve posed some rather outrageous questions to Google—some intimate, others humorous, and many that are both. I’m certain I’m not alone in having an amusing search history, and today, I’d like to share (a portion of) mine with you. Below is a chronological list of my Google inquiries from February 2010, when I discovered I was pregnant, until October 2011, the month of my son’s first birthday:
- Why is my period late?
- What are the reasons for a delayed period?
- Are inexpensive pregnancy tests reliable?
- How accurate are Clear Blue tests?
- What should I do after discovering I’m pregnant?
- What does a clear jelly-like substance indicate?
- What can I expect during my first ultrasound?
- How big is my baby at 6 weeks?
- Is an increased libido normal in the first trimester?
- Why are my breasts sore?
- What causes morning sickness?
- Why do pregnant women crave beer?
- Does sexual activity during pregnancy impact the baby?
- Why do certain smells make me nauseous?
- What complications could arise during the 12-week scan?
- Are nuts safe to eat while pregnant?
- Why am I feeling overly emotional?
- What are pregnancy hormones?
- Is it normal to feel overwhelmed during pregnancy?
- Nursery design ideas
- What type of mattress is best for a Moses basket?
- Sudden spikes in blood pressure during pregnancy
- How can blood pressure affect my baby?
- Inspirational quotes for expectant mothers
- Can hot baths harm my pregnancy?
- Why have my nipples enlarged?
- Is it normal to want my partner away during sleep?
- Why am I urinating so frequently?
- What does an itchy belly mean?
- Will I bond with my baby?
- What if I accidentally drop my baby?
- How precise is a gender ultrasound?
- Blood pressure monitoring during pregnancy
- What types of pacifiers should I use for a newborn?
- Which bottles are best for infants?
- Insights on cesarean sections
- Recovery tips post-cesarean
- Growth scans at 32 weeks
- Do I have thrush?
- Why am I still experiencing nausea at 32 weeks?
- Understanding catheter use
- Is it normal for newborns to cry a lot?
- Do newborns sleep through the night?
- Insights on colic
- Why do I feel inadequate as a mother?
- Coping with feelings of craziness
- When does a baby begin to roll over?
- Weaning techniques
- Are explosive diapers common?
- Should baby’s stool resemble korma?
- Vaccinations for infants and their side effects
- Can infants take Tylenol?
- When does teething start?
- Strategies for dealing with sleep deprivation
- Why is my libido low after childbirth?
- When will the numbness from my cesarean scar fade?
- Barking cough in infants
- Resources like NHS Direct
- Can my cesarean scar reopen?
- Understanding Bumbo seats
- When should my baby visit the dentist?
- Puree recipes for babies
- Is it safe to travel with a 10-month-old?
- What should I do if my baby bumps their head?
- Signs of a concussion in infants
- Monitoring fluid intake for babies
- Why is my period late again?
- Parenting two under two
- Balancing a toddler and a newborn
- Do you love your second child as much as your first?
- Best tandem strollers
- Is it wrong to have children with a small age gap?
- Remedies for morning sickness
- Will my 17-month-old ever sleep independently?
- Planning a first birthday party for a boy
- Ideas for a jungle-themed first birthday…
These inquiries illustrate the rollercoaster of emotions and concerns that accompany the first year of motherhood, all seen through the lens of Google.
For more insights on home insemination, check out this resource. You may also find valuable information on the topic of pregnancy at Healthline to guide you through this journey.
In summary, my search history reflects the myriad of questions and uncertainties that arise during the early stages of motherhood. From pregnancy tests to newborn care, Google has been my constant companion in navigating this complex experience.
Keyphrase: Google Search History of a New Mom
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