It has finally occurred—an incident I’ve been anxiously anticipating. Yesterday, my daughter, Lila, came home from school expressing dissatisfaction about the lack of creativity in her packed lunches. My initial thought was, “Oh no, has she been browsing Pinterest?” My subsequent thought was, “We definitely need to adjust our parental controls to restrict Pinterest access.”
It turns out that another mother, who likely has a Pinterest account, has been sending her child to school with intricately designed lunches featuring Disney-themed meals and beautifully arranged veggie shapes. Naturally, Lila has noticed. Thank you very much, other mom.
According to Lila, she spent Wednesdays watching her classmate, little Ava, enjoy a delightful meal of organic noodle shapes resembling Elsa, while Lila, on the other hand, had to settle for a zip-lock bag filled with pretzels and a heavy dose of disappointment. Her recounting of the day was quite disheartening. In response to my maternal guilt, I decided to give this Bento lunch trend a try.
I promised Lila an Olaf-themed lunch, but upon reviewing the ingredients—Japanese Nori noodles, purple seaweed, edible modeling clay—I thought, “Oh, absolutely not!” Preparing a lunch should not require sourcing specialty items from various shops. I haven’t had a moment to myself in days, and I certainly don’t have time to drive around town hunting for ingredients for my five-year-old’s lunch.
Yet, having made a promise, it was time for Plan B. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a Plan B until I indulged in a couple of glasses of 2009 Cabernet from Napa Valley.
Thus, for all the exhausted, imperfect parents out there, I present my response to this elaborate lunch trend: The “I don’t have time for this; here’s some lunch money” Bento Box.
Step 1:
Retrieve lunch money from your purse.
Step 2:
Arrange the money and secure it with tape.
Step 3:
Use a Sharpie to write a note.
Forget about crafting elaborate broccoli trees with “I love you!” painstakingly engraved into their stalks. No thank you. Instead, the “I don’t have time for this; here’s some lunch money” Bento Box serves as an honest medium for communication with your child. This approach allows you to address various topics, such as:
- Navigating potty training issues.
- Offering friendship advice.
- Gently calling them out on behaviors.
While the “I don’t have time for this” Bento Box does require a modicum of effort, consider the joy on your child’s face when they discover something like this: “Thanks, Mom!” Even if your child opts to buy lunch instead, I implore you to abandon the melon baller and embrace the straightforward charm of a classic square cheese sandwich.
You don’t need to earn the “MOM OF THE YEAR” award because, in your child’s eyes, you’ve already achieved it.
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In summary, being a parent is a challenging endeavor, and it’s essential to find practical solutions that work for you and your family. The Bento Box doesn’t have to be a source of stress; instead, it can be a simple yet meaningful way to connect with your child amid the chaos of everyday life.
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