As a parent, it’s almost inevitable to encounter the awkward phase of childhood where your little ones start noticing their own bodies and the changes that come with growing up. This often leads to a series of questions that can catch you off guard. Here’s a lighthearted look at some of the more unexpected inquiries that may come from your children as they navigate their own bodily changes.
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“So, Mom, what do you think of those pictures showing how breasts grow? Which stage are you in?”
- What I wanted to say: “Great observation, but let’s just say my body has seen better days after raising three kids.”
- What I actually said: “Those illustrations are just cartoons; every person is different.”
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“Do you really need to wear a bra?”
- What I wanted to say: “Mind your own business!”
- What I actually said: “Not really, but it makes me feel more comfortable in social situations.”
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“What do you call that stuff that sometimes gets in your underwear?”
- What I wanted to say: “Vaginal discharge.”
- What I actually said: “Let’s just call it ‘vagina juice’ for now.”
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“What’s ‘vagina juice’?”
- What I wanted to say: “It’s pronounced Vagina, sweetheart.”
- What I actually said: “Yes, it’s pronounced Vagina.”
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“Do I have a ‘Virginia’ too, Mommy?”
- What I wanted to say: “It’s Vagina! And yes, every girl has one.”
- What I actually said: “Why don’t you go play for a bit?”
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“What’s a ‘Virginia’?”
- What I wanted to say: “It’s VAGINA! Say it with me!”
- What I actually said: “Let’s just say it’s a name of a state.”
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“Why do they call it the ‘Public Area’? That sounds gross!”
- What I wanted to say: “It’s actually called the ‘Pubic Area’, named after the bone there.”
- What I actually said: “Right? It sounds strange!”
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“What does menstruate mean?”
- What I wanted to say: “It’s when your body goes through a monthly battle with hormonal ninjas.”
- What I actually said: “Every woman experiences it; it’s part of being able to have children.”
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“Does Daddy get to do that?”
- What I wanted to say: “Nope, he’s lucky!”
- What I actually said: “Nope, only girls get to do that.”
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“What does Daddy get to do?”
- What I wanted to say: “He gets to be carefree.”
- What I actually said: “He gets to take out the garbage.”
While I was prepared for questions about the basics of human anatomy and reproduction, I didn’t expect to be fielding queries about bra-wearing or the culturally awkward naming of body parts. It’s a challenging time, and I often find myself wishing for simpler subjects to discuss—like unicorns or rainbows.
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In summary, engaging with your children about their bodies can be a daunting yet necessary task. Embrace the awkwardness, provide open communication, and remember that these conversations are part of their learning process.
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