Is your child enamored with the movie Frozen? It’s a common phenomenon. Here, we explore the typical phases of a Frozen obsession.
Phase 1
Initial excitement! “What an incredible film!” The powerful female leads, the comedic relief provided by Olaf (how delightful!), the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the heartwarming bond of sisterly love (a tear jerker), and oh, the MUSIC! It’s simply outstanding! Kudos to Disney!
Phase 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (A wistful sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just fantastic?
Phase 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (A sniffle) That scene gets me every time.
Phase 4
“Of course, let’s purchase the DVD and the soundtrack! It’s arguably the best Disney film ever created!”
Phase 5
How adorable! The children have memorized all the songs!
Phase 6
How charming! They are singing “Let it Go” constantly!
Phase 7
Wow. They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Phase 8
GOOD GRACIOUS, THEY’RE SINGING “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY. LONG.
Phase 9
Please, for the love of all that is good, let it go, kids. Seriously, LET IT GO.
Phase 10
Oh my, now it’s all over social media. I now have to endure other children singing it too? How many times can one song be repeated before it qualifies as torture?
Phase 11
I’m hearing it in my dreams now. Each night, it haunts me.
Phase 12
KIDS, IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I’M GOING TO LET YOU GO!
Phase 13
Disney has become a menace and Idina Menzel is at the heart of it.
Phase 14
What? Where’s the DVD and the soundtrack? I have no clue. Maybe they went missing or perhaps the big snow monster devoured them. OR maybe they’ve been played so much they simply ceased to exist.
Phase 15
Yes, I know you’re upset. Yes, I understand letting go is hard. Wow, so this is how emotional you are? Well, I just have one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage oooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the stages of a Frozen obsession are a humorous yet relatable journey for parents. Starting with an initial love for the film, it escalates to the point of exhaustion, ultimately leading to a humorous resignation to the situation.
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