Dear Future Sibling,
While I won’t use your name just yet, as I have a slight superstition about naming babies before they arrive, your father and I may allow your older sibling to have the final say. If that happens, this letter might start with “Dear Superhero,” or something equally imaginative.
With your arrival just a couple of months away, it’s time for you to get acquainted with the family you’ll soon be joining. I won’t sugarcoat things: Your older sibling has already taken a toll on our energy and patience. Your success will hinge on your ability to keep a low profile and stay out of trouble (both figuratively and literally).
ABOUT US:
Mom: The one who has carried you for the past 30 weeks. You might find me looking a bit different than I’d like when we meet, but let’s be honest, you might not have your best look either.
Dad: The one who doesn’t produce the milk you’ll crave. Don’t hold that against him; he’s quite a catch. He enjoys wrestling and has a talent for bringing bedtime stories to life. Just a heads-up: he’s not as easily swayed as I am.
Big Brother: The firstborn, the one whose belongings you will inherit, and the one who will both protect and tease you. He’s the standard by which you will be measured—though we will strive to avoid comparisons that could lead to any lasting psychological issues. (We may joke about saying things like, “Why can’t you be more like your big brother?”—you’ll get used to our humor.)
The Furry Family Member: She had a tough time adjusting to your brother’s arrival but has since developed a reluctant acceptance of him. I’m curious to see how she will react to you. Perhaps bringing her a few treats will help ease the transition.
ACCOMMODATIONS:
Initially, you’ll be sharing space with your dad and me, but before long, you’ll transition to your own room. Your crib features a simple design crafted from wood that has seen some nibbling, and the matching changing table is stocked with adorable, albeit pre-loved, baby clothes.
OUR HOURS:
7 a.m. to 8 p.m. As a newborn, you can expect frequent feedings and care, including late-night and early-morning sessions. However, we highly recommend you adapt to our schedule as soon as possible. Unlike with your brother, I’m considering sleep training this time around. (For more on this, see the first entry under ‘Suggested Reading.’)
SUGGESTED READING:
- Sleeping Through the Night: The Sooner You Do It, the More Your Parents Will Appreciate You
- Potty Training for Newborns
- Mommy Needs Fun Too
BEING A SECOND CHILD – WHAT TO EXPECT:
Here’s the deal: You won’t have a lot of new things, but honestly, material possessions aren’t everything. It will be quite a while before you even notice the difference. Your nursery lacks a specific theme—my time has been consumed with your brother, and I already have a general idea of what parenthood entails. This does not imply we are not excited about your arrival; our excitement is simply more subdued and realistic.
Remember, being the firstborn isn’t always the golden ticket. The first child gets plenty of attention and new items, but they also face unique challenges—much like the first pancake, which can often be a bit misshapen. Look at your parents: I’m the oldest of three and still require a bit of calming before flying, while your dad is the youngest and takes life in stride.
In conclusion, we will undoubtedly make mistakes with both you and your brother, despite our best intentions. However, you can count on our unconditional love—as long as you follow our guidance.
Looking forward to meeting you soon!
Warm regards,
Mom
Unless you happen to be royalty.
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Summary: In this letter to a soon-to-arrive sibling, a parent shares insights about family dynamics, offers humorous comparisons, and outlines accommodations, schedules, and reading materials. The message is a blend of advice, humor, and reassurance regarding the experience of being a second child.
Keyphrase: Second Child Expectations
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