I did not grow up with a camping tradition. While I never actively avoided it, my experiences were quite limited. However, after embarking on a 17-day road trip with some seasoned camping enthusiasts—spending nine nights across five campgrounds—I’ve gathered enough insights to share why camping can be one of the more eccentric pursuits of modern society.
1. Pit Toilets
Despite information suggesting otherwise, I discovered that our campground in Yosemite had no flushing toilets nearby. Instead, the group campsites were a seven-minute trek from the nearest facilities. In urgent situations, we were left with the pit toilets centrally located among the group sites. If you’re unfamiliar, these are essentially upscale outhouses. They start off tolerable after cleaning but deteriorate quickly after a few uses. With around 80 campers sharing two pit toilets, let’s just say the air quality was questionable. At least we had hand sanitizer, since finding soap at campground restrooms seems as rare as winning the lottery. Always pack soap.
1a. Pit Toilets at Night
And let’s not overlook the nighttime visits to these pit toilets. Armed with a flashlight, navigating to these facilities in the dark is like stepping into a horror flick—definitely not for the faint of heart.
2. Bugs
Though we were lucky this summer with minimal mosquito activity due to the dry conditions, I still found myself imagining bugs invading my sleeping bag. Even without visible pests, the feeling of sleeping outdoors made me paranoid about creepy crawlies. And yes, the pit toilets were swarming with flies, adding to the charm of the experience. I recognize my privileged complaints, but still—flies and no soap? That’s a choice that suggests a certain level of craziness among campers.
3. Tents
Let’s discuss the absurdity of tent sleeping. We often lock our doors at home to keep strangers out, yet we willingly encamp in the wilderness, surrounded by unfamiliar faces, all while relying on a flimsy zipper for protection. Throughout our trip, I often found myself crafting a murder mystery narrative in my mind, contemplating the odd juxtaposition of comfort and danger.
4. Wildlife Encounters
Consider the raccoons and squirrels that invade your makeshift kitchen at night. Imagine the pandemonium if a bear or mountain lion wandered through a suburban neighborhood, yet in the great outdoors, they roam freely while we sleep, with only a thin layer of nylon between us and potential danger. It’s enough to make anyone question their sanity.
5. Fellow Campers
Camping means sharing space, and this comes with the sounds of neighbors’ activities. From the lady with the persistent cough to the family constantly calling their dogs, the night can be filled with unexpected disturbances. Not to mention, I encountered one enthusiastic camper who brought an air horn. Who brings an air horn camping? Apparently, it’s a hallmark of the camping experience.
6. Campfire Smoke
Normally, we avoid second-hand smoke, yet around the campfire, we inhale it without hesitation. I might as well have smoked a pack of cigarettes given the amount of smoke I absorbed. No matter how frequently you adjust your seating, the smoke seems to follow you. Interestingly, while some cherish the scent of a campfire, I find it less appealing.
7. The Reality of Dirt
Don’t be fooled by the picturesque camping scenes in catalogs. Camping is inherently dirty. It’s impossible to escape the grime, especially when facilities may lack proper cleaning supplies. My feet remained stubbornly dirty for days after returning home, and my children? Let’s just say they resembled characters from the Peanuts cartoon—consistently filthy.
8. S’mores
In a fittingly messy twist, we indulge in sticky s’mores while surrounded by dirt. Feeding these sugary confections to children coated in grime before bedtime in a tent? That’s a recipe for chaos.
9. The Joy of Nature
Despite these seemingly overwhelming challenges, I must admit that camping was surprisingly enjoyable. The fresh air, starlit skies, and connection to nature were invigorating. Observing deer in our campsite was thrilling, and the breathtaking views in national parks are unmatched. Even the discomforts became memorable experiences. Ultimately, while I cherish my comforts, I may just be one of those “crazy” individuals who finds joy in camping—assuming I remember to clarify toilet situations and bring soap.
In summary, camping presents a unique blend of challenges and rewards. From dealing with pit toilets and wildlife to enjoying the beauty of nature, it embodies a certain adventurous spirit, albeit one that may appear irrational to some.
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