As my birthday approaches tomorrow, I’ve decided to indulge in a day filled with activities that often test my partner’s patience. In return, he has graciously agreed not to express any frustration or eye-rolling regarding my antics. Here’s a preliminary list (which I may modify as the day unfolds):
- Leave all bathroom cabinets and dresser drawers ajar, while strategically placing at least three pairs of flip-flops throughout the house.
- Call my partner’s office phone, followed by his cell phone, and then back to the office phone just to inquire about dinner plans. Who cares if he’s in the midst of a meeting? This is crucial!
- Send him a series of messages detailing a lengthy list of tasks I’d like him to complete, punctuated with cheerful smiley faces and affectionate x’s and o’s for good measure.
- During our drive to dinner, I’ll blast the AC to dry my hair, as it tends to curl better this way than with a diffuser. We might need to leave early to maximize our car time.
- Spend no less than 15 minutes at the restaurant contemplating various menu options, ultimately concocting a unique dish by merging several selections.
- Treat the hostess stand as if it were an all-you-can-eat buffet, discreetly collecting an assortment of free toothpicks, matchboxes, and mints.
- Before heading to a movie, make a pit stop at the conveniently located Dollar Store for snacks, avoiding the exorbitant prices at the theater.
- Throughout the film, I’ll enjoy my bag of Sour Patch Kids, making a delightful crunch that’s far more pronounced than the typical theater box.
- Venture to Walmart at 11 PM to finally grab the 20 items I’ve been meaning to purchase for weeks, including a fan, nail files, and sponges. I’ll compare prices rigorously and utilize every coupon I can find, paying with the loose change that’s been weighing down my bag.
- Lastly, I’ll pamper my feet by slathering them in Vaseline, wrapping them in plastic, and slipping on wool socks. Will it truly make them feel as soft as a baby’s bottom? Probably not, but it’s worth a try!
- I’ll toss and turn all night, hogging the blankets and every pillow available.
This sounds like an ideal birthday for me!
In summary, as my special day arrives, I’m planning a series of light-hearted activities that both amuse and annoy my partner, all while he remains good-natured about it. This playful approach to celebrating my birthday allows me to embrace my quirks while enjoying quality time together.
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