Remember the days leading up to Valentine’s Day before becoming a parent? If not, allow me to provide a contrast between the two experiences.
Then:
The day preceding Valentine’s Day was all about self-care. You would indulge in a bikini wax, purchase new flirtatious underwear, and gather ingredients for a romantic dessert.
Now:
The day before Valentine’s Day often involves cleaning up after a scooter mishap, wiping snot off your shirt, and rushing to the grocery store for gauze and medical tape.
Then:
The night prior to Valentine’s Day was spent ordering delicious Thai takeout, luxuriating in a warm bubble bath, painting your toenails, sipping wine, and cuddling with your partner.
Now:
The night before Valentine’s Day now consists of eating pizza on the couch, watching a rerun of a show like Hawaii 5-0, and managing the chaos of two children on your lap while making room for the cat.
Then:
On Valentine’s Day morning, you would wake up to a delightful surprise: breakfast in bed, complete with champagne, orange juice, and perhaps a charmingly naked partner.
Now:
Valentine’s Day morning features a “surprise” that is only a surprise because the little one spilled everything the day before, leading to a chaotic morning filled with orange juice, an apple, and a huge slab of butter—oh, and toast. Attempting to eat breakfast while two energetic children playfight on the bed is an exercise in patience. After stripping the sheets, you find yourself starting the washing machine and cleaning up the kitchen.
Then:
Valentine’s Day gifts included a luxurious box of Godiva chocolates, which you could savor over the course of a week, accompanied by a thoughtful, sentimental card.
Now:
Today, a Valentine’s gift might be a box of truffles from Target, devoured in a matter of hours with not a single piece left for yourself. And that card? Well, it’s probably a hastily scribbled note from your child.
Then:
Valentine’s Night was all about dining at a chic restaurant, sipping champagne, engaging in intimate moments, and then drifting off to sleep in your partner’s arms, feeling cozy and grateful.
Now:
Valentine’s Night might involve frozen potstickers, champagne, and a TiVo’d episode of American Idol, all while dealing with the aftermath of cleaning the hamster cage and breaking up fights between your kids. Typically, you find yourself stumbling to bed two hours before your partner, completely exhausted.
One consistent aspect remains: the presence of champagne. And let’s not forget that the sloppy kisses and hand-crafted Valentine’s cards from the kids make it all worthwhile—even if your little one illustrates you with oversized jazz hands.
Children: 2. Valentine’s Day: 0.
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In summary, the transition from pre-parenthood to parenting alters the way we experience holidays like Valentine’s Day. The focus shifts from romantic indulgences to family chaos, yet somehow, the love remains at the center of it all.
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