The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway: Contest Now Closed

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The pre-order giveaway has officially concluded! We sincerely appreciate everyone who participated, and we extend our congratulations to the winners: Jessica L, Mark T, Sarah K, Mia S, and Ethan R. (Winners have been notified via email.) For those who didn’t win, we regret that outcome, but we hope that the book brings you joy as a consolation prize.

I am excited to share that you can purchase “Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies)” at any time. However, to encourage early purchases, we have organized an impressive prize package—five of them, in fact!

Here’s how you can participate:

  1. Pre-order “Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies)” from any of the following retailers: Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Indie Bound, Books-A-Million, Powell’s Books, or iTunes. If you’ve already pre-ordered, you’re still eligible!
  2. Simply forward your receipt or a screenshot of your order confirmation to our designated email.
  3. You will be entered to win one of five prize packs, each valued at over $1000, containing the exciting items listed below.
  4. Winners will be randomly selected using a randomizer on the book launch date, and announced both here and via email. Remember, one entry per purchase, so feel free to gift copies to friends, family, or your book club!
  5. This contest is open to everyone, regardless of location, and e-book purchases are also included.

Here’s a glimpse of what you could win:

  • Kelly Moore Bags: Known for their functionality and style, each winner will receive a 2 Sues bag, priced at $199. These bags are perfect as camera bags or chic diaper bags.
  • Ouidad Hair Care Products: A set valued at $172, designed specifically for curly hair, from a brand I have loved for over a decade.
  • Handbag Handcuff: Priced at $42, this handy item attaches your bag securely to any surface, preventing spills and providing convenience during outings.
  • StriVectin SD Intensive Concentrate: Valued at $72, this skincare product is renowned for its ability to reduce wrinkles and stretch marks.
  • Pantech Flex Smartphone: A cutting-edge Android phone with a retail value of $500, featuring an 8-megapixel camera for capturing life’s moments.
  • Lucky Jeans: Enjoy a professional fitting and find the perfect pair of jeans, valued between $100 to $120.
  • Books by Fellow Authors: Five lucky winners will also receive copies of humorous books from notable authors in the parenting space, including titles that resonate with many mothers today.
  • Autographed Copies: You’ll receive personalized editions of both “Confessions of a Scary Mommy” and “Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies),” along with a Scary Mommy coffee mug and a Starbucks gift card.

Are you ready to secure your chance at these incredible prizes? We’re looking forward to seeing who will be the fortunate recipients of these wonderful gifts!

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Summary:

The Motherhood Comes Naturally $5000 Giveaway is now closed, with winners notified. Participants had the chance to win fantastic prizes by pre-ordering the book. The giveaway included stylish bags, premium hair care products, skincare essentials, and more.

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