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I’m just going to be honest — I’m pretty thrilled that Hot Girl Summer is wrapping up. Honestly, I didn’t partake in any of that hot girl nonsense (whatever that even means). Instead, I immersed myself in plenty of sad girl activities, had a lazy girl week, and indulged in my year-round love for food.
Now, we’re diving headfirst into Witch Bitch Fall, and whether you’re ready or not, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing, and I’ll be sporting my beanie as soon as it drops below 65 degrees.
So how can we tell that Witch Bitch Fall is upon us? Let’s break it down.
1. The slow cookers are making an appearance.
Nothing beats that crisp autumn air that inspires us to whip out all the slow cooker recipes. The aroma of chili simmering on a Sunday is pure bliss. We make our pork butt like pros, and if you haven’t tried a carrot spoon cake in a slow cooker yet, now’s the time, my friend.
2. Cozy sweaters are a must.
Give us oversized, comfy sweaters. All we want is to snuggle into a slouchy sweater or a cuddly cardigan paired with our leggings or favorite mom jeans. Sweaters wrap us in comfort, and yes, we need them in every color.
3. Boots galore!
Bring on the over-the-knee boots (perfect with sweaters and leggings), cute ankle booties, and those green Hunter boots we’ve been eyeing. It’s time to pack away the flip-flops and show off our boot collection. And don’t forget those cozy, slouchy socks. If your pedicure is overdue? No problem — boots hide everything!
4. The fall movie lineup is ready.
We have our go-to fall classics that we’re not afraid to watch on repeat, even if it drives our families up the wall. Films like ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’, ‘Hocus Pocus’, and ‘Practical Magic’ are staples. Plus, Hallmark has a fresh batch of fall flicks to enjoy!
5. Candles are lit everywhere.
There’s nothing quite like coming home after a long day to the warm scents of vanilla spice or pumpkin candles. We want our homes smelling like a cozy bakery in Vermont, and we stock up in August to enjoy them daily.
6. Flannel fever!
Flannels are the ultimate in comfort, perfect as a light jacket or to throw over pajamas when it gets chilly. We love tying one at the waist for style points and curling up in one with a good book.
7. Goodbye to sweaty days.
Thank goodness! The end of summer means saying goodbye to those uncomfortable sweaty days. We can finally put away the fans, air conditioning, and the struggle to keep cool.
8. We embrace early bedtimes.
With cooler temperatures and earlier sunsets, who can resist snuggling up in sweaters and throws with the warm scents of fall wafting through the house?
9. Football season is here!
Even if you’re not a sports enthusiast, you can’t deny the joy of gathering friends and family for game days filled with delicious food and relaxation.
10. Time to bake!
We’re trading out summer BBQs for baking seasonal treats like banana bread and apple pie. Bring on the cinnamon rolls and warm cider!
It’s official — Witch Bitch Fall is here. Whether you’re on board or not, the Fall Bitches are ready, and it’s going to be a hot one this year, even more so than Hot Girl Summer.
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Summary:
Witch Bitch Fall has arrived, marking the transition from summer to autumn with cozy sweaters, pumpkin spice, and seasonal baking. It’s a time for warm scents, festive films, and early bedtimes. Embrace the season with flannels, boots, and a cozy atmosphere. Whether you love football or baking, this fall is all about comfort and indulgence.
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